time like the underwear

Whatever a kleptomaniac says to you about the likelihood of The Big One arriving on the West Coast can likely be disbelieved by the vast majority of people. The exception to this rule are the colossally gullible persons whose first names are disyllabic.

The sullen sentry sent to scope the scent of the sensually sensitive sirens 

I spent a considerable number of pico-seconds in trying to come up with a way to complete the preceding sentence and decided against the endeavour. The sirens I was referring to are not those noisy sound making machines whose purpose is to cause alarm, but rather, the alluring maiden who guides that sullen sentry to ignoble ends.

With respect to 'The Big One' on the West Coast, well, let's just say the Richter scale is involved.

I picked only the first-named disyllabic people as I would venture to guess there are more disyllabicly first-named people than there are of any other uni or polysyllabicly named people. I could very easily be mistaken about this.

That I started with a kleptomaniac was just to get a very rare type of person whose disorder begins with the letter 'k'. And in particular, the 'kl' start to a word is a strong start.