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Deranged as the idea might be, knitting socks that have no opening for the foot is perhaps as useful as using your fingers and toes to count to thirty-seven.

Of course, that the author used the number 37 in the previous sentence should come as no surprise to the reader considering it is a prime number. What may be surprising is the lack of  13 letter words (or higher) in that same previous sentence.

Hypothesizing judgmentally and prejudicially the unjustifiably propagandized was exceptionably and unexplainably misrecognized. Yep, there's nothing the internet can't supply with respect to 13 letter words.

What was to be done with those socks without an opening was left to the imagination of the author's youngest niece who, without knowing it, made no decision whatsoever.