a tri-dent, a bowling ball and a wedge

The particulars of the left most brain, when counting to seventeen varied only moderately from the right most brain that was listening.

Listening and hearing are not usually the same thing.

Hearing and earring are never the same thing.

A speed reader tried to apply the speed reading methodology to urination, to speed pee. She was only moderately successful.

If I had been a barn, I'm not certain what type of tamed farm animal I would want to have within me. Among the cows, pigs, chickens, horses, sheep, goats, llamas, and donkeys; perhaps ferrets would be best.

If you happen to be at sea on a cruise ship tomorrow, try to awake early and go for a run on the upper level deck that has a running track; hopefully the weather will be conducive.