Celebrate viscosity

A sandwich wrapped inside a chicken, which is wrapped in bacon, which is inserted inside a turkey, which is wrapped in bacon, which is inserted inside a pig, which is buried in the ground on top of several rocks that spent the last twelve hours burning in a fire, and left there for eight hours and then withdrawn, was eaten.

A sandwich, made with tuna and a raw egg (without the shell), was fed to the chicken. The turkey ate the bacon while the pig wallowed away.

Slippery surfaces do not require any mayonnaise to smell as fragrant as a fabric softener used by a septuagenarian as a lint removal strategy from the fuchsia flowered sofa.

Stopping to prevent just a few others from starting is occasionally, perhaps, one of the best ideas a person can have.

Ideas come and go, and sometimes they just sit there, waiting. If I was an idea, I'd yell and scream until someone picked me up and made use of me.