When push comes to saunter

The dynamically opposed wing nut was found in a castigated state for having not cheered for the losing team in the Crushed Glass Crawl World Championship of 1983.

The refurbished sinewy wrist bracelet was removed extremely carefully from the projection of an equine sphynx who had just eaten one too many orange M&Ms.

Not all of the muons that struck me this morning had brushed their teeth after having gotten out of bed.

Heh; I looked up muons and found that about 10,000 muons reach every square meter of the earth's surface a minute. That's a lot of muons.

A synergistic equanimous plaid-patterned mouse pad was not the best gift that Hank's sister got for Hank at the Feb 29 celebration.

Cheese sticks are not sticks.