round up the Round Up

When all else fails, paint a frog the colour of a broccoli sandwich that had been toasted two days previously where the setting on the toaster was set to '2' and the person waiting for it to finish was wearing mismatched socks. Sentience notwithstanding, ignoring facts in order to recall dreams of lipids, the Kendall version of an isotope would make the ion feel less positive.

Equatorial chewing gum had very little to do with what caused Myanmar to become a topical newsflash this week. The location of Myanmar on our little blue planet (equatorial diameter 12,756km) was not particularly well known for those of us who count only prime numbers. I should know.

That Jupiter is between 4.2 and 6.2 AU from our little blue planet (mass 5.972 × 10^24 kg) speaks to the commonality of tenths. There are 62341 AU in a light year; but that makes no difference to a common garter snake who had a cheeseburger for lunch (or a part thereof).

Sending email through the land based postal service is a lot like using a land line telephone to play Tetris. Playing Tetris on a land based postal service is very much unlike sending email through a land line telephone. Using a land line telephone based postal service is eerily dissimilar to sending an email using Tetris.

The conservation of momentum says that if I jump up, our little blue planet (average density 5.513g/cm^3) will move down. If I jump up at about 2m/s, the Earth goes down about 2.26 × 10^-23 m/s. Expressed differently, this is 0.00000000000000000000000226 m/s. Of course, the Earth would move in an equally opposite direction; in an undetectable manner. A person on the exact opposite side of our little blue planet (global average temperature ~14.5C and rising) who would do the same jump and have roughly the same mass as I would put force on the Earth exactly opposite mine, which would offset the 2.26 × 10^-23 m/s force on the Earth.

What's left of the peanut putter sandwich made with olive oil and two day old crunchy bread was given to the left-pawed squirrels that knew exactly where to wait for this frenzied acceptance of delivery.