brandishing the limerick size pho

The carpet stain found in my left anterior pocket crept out stealthily unbeknownst to the wearer of said article. That all of the people who know their personal pronouns in more than zero languages are the same kinds of people who are generally old enough to speak will likely include plenty of three year old persons.

A sentient five-pointed lamp shade felt particularly ambiguous with respect to how she felt in a lit or unlit state. This indifference to the lamp shade's purpose speaks much to the degree of sentience.

In my apartment building there are a number of dwellers who have in their apartment with them dogs of numerous shapes and sizes. At least two and potentially five of such pet animals are rather vociferous. Fortunately at the various times I tend to go to sleep they are generally silent and so would not be in a position to interrupt my falling asleep.