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An inordinate number of numbers thought that the letters of the least common alphabet could be used as bowling pins in an alley made of compassion and iridescence.

A stupefied herring didn't know which ordinal direction would be best used as a luggage tag on a trip to the third closest Goldilocks exoplanet.

Sending a dizzy frog after the canine teeth of a Shire horse is probably not the best idea a subjugated grain of sand could bring to bear to a bear.

Count, twice.