burn the couch

If it wasn't for the two times two, nor the elbow macaroni refused, time would tell the least favourite, the most favoured and the scintillatingly evocative a lesson that a calisthenics teacher would leave behind on his way to taking his dog to the vet.

A calamity, misspelled as a lucid dream involving kelp, but not help; that isn't the most present of items in a list that has as other items, other items.