My turn

I've been tagged by Phoenix (previously K), hence the reference to her in my first sentence:

The object is to pick and complete 5 of the sentences below and then choose 3 people, who will in turn have to complete 5 of the sentences below, choose 3 to torture further, rinse, repeat.

If I could be a scientist…
If I could be a farmer…
If I could be a musician…
If I could be a doctor…
If I could be a painter…
If I could be a gardener…
If I could be a missionary…
If I could be a chef…
If I could be an architect…
If I could be a linguist…
If I could be a psychologist…
If I could be a librarian…
If I could be an athlete…
If I could be a lawyer…
If I could be an inn-keeper…
If I could be a professor…
If I could be a writer…
If I could be a llama-rider…
If I could be a bonnie pirate…
If I could be an astronaut…
If I could be a world famous blogger…
If I could be a justice on any one court in the world…
If I could be married to any current famous political figure…
If I could be a Lilliputian...
If I could be an eco-terrorist...


If I could be a writer I would take everything Phoenix wants published and bring it to my publisher with the recommendation of immediate large scale release.

If I could be an inn-keeper, I would keep all sorts of inns, and outts, and abovees, and belowws.

If I could be a scientist, I would most certainly be in the field of fuel cell technology and hydrogen production and storage.

If I could be a world famous blogger, millions of people would be a lot more confused than they are now.

If I could be an architect, I would insist on passive solar heat gain design in everything I would create.

Since Phoenix is the only one who ever seems to be posting to my blog, though I suspect at least two others who may read it occasionally, there isn't anyone I can tag.