Saturday, January 07, 2006

name brands unite into anonymity!

Nike, how are you? I'm fine, Ford, how is Pepsi doing? I don't know, but Coca-Cola is thinking of dropping his second name to become simply Coca. Really, does Tommy Hilfiger know about this? I don't think so, but maybe Johnson & Johnson can shed some light. Maybe all of us should change our names to be generic. Maybe.

Generic, how are you? I'm fine, Generic, how is Generic doing? I don't know, but Generic is thinking of dropping... err, nevermind. Really, does Generic know about this? I don't think so, but maybe Generic can shed some light.

3 comments:

Generic said...

Please be advised that this post is making unauthorized use of trademarks that do not belong to you.

If you do not cease and desist promptly, including the removal of this post within 48 hours, my lawyers will begin litigation proceedings for impingement on my brand assets.

ManNMotion said...

**** lawyers

moofruot said...

LMAO

I needed that.