Thursday, September 07, 2006

Mind the Gap

Caution: Slippery when wet

Place your tray-tables in the locked position


Mercenaria said...

This supercedes all previous notices
Caveat emptor

Avoid contact with skin
You must be present to win

No other warranties expressed or implied
No user-servicable parts inside
No anchovies unless otherwise specified

Some assembly required
Actual prices may be higher
Substantial penalty for early withdrawl
Beware of Dogs
One size fits all

No shoes, no pets, no service
No purchase necessary
Contents fragile
Do not drop

(These are the words among other words I will sing with my singing group Spectrum - the song is "This song not valid without coupon")

ManNMotion said...

Place my head in the upright and locked position

L>T said...

it smells like a damn hospital in here!