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Caution: Slippery when wetPlace your tray-tables in the locked position
This supercedes all previous noticesCaveat emptorAvoid contact with skinYou must be present to winNo other warranties expressed or impliedNo user-servicable parts insideNo anchovies unless otherwise specifiedSome assembly requiredActual prices may be higherSubstantial penalty for early withdrawlBeware of DogsOne size fits allNo shoes, no pets, no serviceNo purchase necessaryContents fragileDo not drop(These are the words among other words I will sing with my singing group Spectrum - the song is "This song not valid without coupon")
Place my head in the upright and locked position
it smells like a damn hospital in here!
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This supercedes all previous notices
Caveat emptor
Avoid contact with skin
You must be present to win
No other warranties expressed or implied
No user-servicable parts inside
No anchovies unless otherwise specified
Some assembly required
Actual prices may be higher
Substantial penalty for early withdrawl
Beware of Dogs
One size fits all
No shoes, no pets, no service
No purchase necessary
Contents fragile
Do not drop
(These are the words among other words I will sing with my singing group Spectrum - the song is "This song not valid without coupon")
Place my head in the upright and locked position
it smells like a damn hospital in here!
Post a Comment