quagmire

Turn left, head down two blocks until the stop sign, then turn right going east for about three miles when you'll reach the Baptist Church on the right side, then turn left on Parson's street which is just a little past the church, and we're the sixth house on the left, about six miles in.

Turn right, head up two blocks until the stop sign, then turn left going west for about six miles when you'll reach the United Church on the left side, then turn right on Jones street which is just a little past the church, and we're the third house on the right, about three miles in.

Turn up, head diagonally two cylinders until the beige sign, then turn -1/3pi radians going north south about eleven miles when you'll reach the Mattress store in the middle, then turn three octaves south, just a little before the Mattress store, and we're not on this streeet.