Monday, October 29, 2007

meandering among

Strange isn't the word to describe what happened on the way in to work this morning.

No, perfectly mundane is the way to describe it. For this reason I won't bother going into detail.

As far as Mondays are concerned, this is one of them. What the pronoun 'this' is representing in the previous sentence is not easily definable.

Can a malcontent be happy if circumstances meet expectations?

The geographical center of France is precisely one third of the way between a place that is ten kilometres east and twenty kilometres west.

Some people define themselves by what they do or what kind of pet they own, I prefer to define myself with my top three personal attributes and my bottom three personal attributes. Thus far it has been a challenge producing just such a definition. Perhaps it would be easier to define myself by stating my preferences with respect to colour or season.

Isn't it ridiculous that catnaps are defined as thus:
1. a short, light nap or doze.

Since when has a cat ever slept for a small amount of time?

3 comments:

Casdok said...

Some interesting thoughts for a monday!

meshie said...

:D Cats are metal.

Top three Phil Plasma traits:
Creative
Interesting
Thought provoking

I wouldn't know the bottom three traits.

What is a geographical centre? How is it defined? Why did you spell it the American way? Why is it underlined in red as I type "centre," r-after-e? (I'm using Firefox and it corrects errors as I type.)

I was concerned that this Monday would be lousy because it started off poorly, what with the espresso machine acting up. But I remedied that situation and the rest of the day was exactly as a day should be. Though I saw an ad at the side of a bus on the way home that said, "In Aruba, there are no Mondays." That's logistically impossible, so I disregarded it as a factual reality.

This shirt is inside-out.

Debstar said...

'Can a malcontent be happy'. Hmmmmm will have to get back to you on that.

I saw an ad at the side of a bus that said 'Aren't you glad you're 50?'
hmmmmm....NOoooooo!!!!!