participating in mustard smearing
My elbows do not reach my ankles when I am lying prone.
My fingers can not count on my pancreas to flail about soporifically.
My wrists occasionally crack.
My jaw occasionally cracks while I chew food, but not while I bite.
Tomorrow is as much of a Tuesday as today would have been had today been Tuesday.
5 comments:
i once dated a girl who had a creaky jaw. tmj was the name of the disorder if i do recall correctly.
jaw cracks. *shudder* i don't like it when my mouth does that.
My fingers can not count on my pancreas to flail about soporifically.
You're being silly again. Can anything flail about sporifically?
Deb: yes.
My toes crack quite nicely.
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