Monday, January 12, 2009

participating in mustard smearing

My elbows do not reach my ankles when I am lying prone.

My fingers can not count on my pancreas to flail about soporifically.

My wrists occasionally crack.

My jaw occasionally cracks while I chew food, but not while I bite.

Tomorrow is as much of a Tuesday as today would have been had today been Tuesday.

5 comments:

ghost said...

i once dated a girl who had a creaky jaw. tmj was the name of the disorder if i do recall correctly.

phx said...

jaw cracks. *shudder* i don't like it when my mouth does that.

Debstar said...

My fingers can not count on my pancreas to flail about soporifically.

You're being silly again. Can anything flail about sporifically?

Phil Plasma said...

Deb: yes.

Zhoen said...

My toes crack quite nicely.