Whose eyebrows are those?

So, the NHL and NBA seasons are both finished now. Football hasn't started yet so there is only baseball right now.

I counted the number of elbows I had this morning when I awoke to be sure I did not gain or lose any through the night.

I have four more days of work and then I am off on vacation/parental leave, returning to work only September 8th.

I often post a variety of short items on Mondays to parallel Ted Bird's Monday Morning Musings.

If you don't know who Ted Bird is, that is okay, he is a local radio broadcaster.