burps and explosive farts

The marginal, peripheral elk kicked at the roadkill placatingly, hoping it would return to life to then be stomped on again.

An empty page with horizontal lines that aid in directing writing is no less of a challenge to begin than a page without those horizontal lines. A page with already eight or eleven words written can often ease the transition from empty page to active writing.

Everything but the kitchen sink is apropos considering the state of our kitchen sink. I don't think the state of our kitchen sink is Nebraska. That's mostly because the state of Nebraska is hardly ever mentioned as an example state.

There is insufficient room in my back yard to build a barn. There is already a shed, and a shed just doesn't do to hold livestock. I suppose I could have small livestock in my shed, like rats, mice or lemurs. Or not.