the best thing about herring is

I can't keep from using contractions.

As I'm driving into work I often think of witticisms that would be apt for my blog. Then I get to my desk and they are all forgotten.

We won't know the penultimate moment until the ultimate moment has arrived. This would be less true in situations where all moments are roughly equal. Of course, that is if you believed in the concept of degrees of truthfulness.

I do not plan on attending any professional sports events this weekend. Nor do I plan on attending any trade shows, carnivals or rodeos. I do plan on going to sleep each night of this weekend, and eating meals at approximately appropriate times. If I can get a nap in, that would be sweet.