sell your soul to the zookeeper

I am slowly working my way towards being a year older at my next birthday as compared to how old I was at my last birthday. I figure if I keep working at it, I'll eventually be older than I am now. The trouble is with each day that passes that I am working at getting older, I become the age that I am and so I am not any older because I am exactly the age I am.

I'm less concerned about age than at least some other people I know. I am never shy or unwilling to admit my age - today I am 13582 days old. Some people hide their age, or never, ever admit what it is. I don't see the point.

In a few years I'll be 14610 days old. Some would consider that a 'milestone' age, I, on the other hand, prefer to celebrate the prime number years, so will wait until I turn 14975 days old before throwing a party.