bending backwards to go forwards

Jump perilously from the ground to as low as you can; take a memory snapshot of what you see facing East while at the apex of the jump. With that memory snapshot, grill some steak on the underside of a fish that broke its neck playing golf. Golf clubs are not where geese go to buy a drink, they prefer home & garden stores that have cerulean as their primary colour.

Market research was at a loss to explain why the popularity of chewing gum wavered only slightly. Market researchers were told to stop chewing gum, while a dissimilar number of mail clerks increased their gum chewing. The mail man often mentioned that being a male man was redundant. The problem was that the male mail man seemed to only report this to members of the department of redundancy department.

Female mail carriers confused the male mail carriers by not reporting any redundancy. This is yet another example of how males are confused by femails.