designated hitter is a crossing guard?

I am reminded of a time when the number of pairs of shoes I owned was less than the colour of freshly mowed grass. I appreciate that the operator in the previous sentence compared less than equitable components, but she had a really cute voice.

Sturgeon do not like musicals. I should know.

If I was to list the number of places I've gone to that have had a full moon while being there, I am sure that it would amount to roughly the number of full moons that there have been since I was born. Actually, this is not accurate at all. The number of places that I've gone to that had a full moon while being there is made up almost exclusively of this one place: my bed. Sure, periodically I have noticed, during a full moon, that there is one, but I am sure I have missed many by virtue of having slept through the event.

Puerto Rico is one of the many places in the world to which I have never traveled.