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When a limerick made of a quilt plagues humanity like an elk shaves her legs, would a barrel of turkey rinds sell poppies and antique bench replacement parts the way a donkey could be married to the idea of hunkering down for a mild snowfall?

If the adolescent unicorn rode a unicycle unilingually, would the unit unite the uniformed united of the universe?

If a placard played cards while a stop sign stopped signing, would a denture dent the pit of your arm's armpit?

When a number of questions all in a row have numbers that remind them of a memory they might otherwise have forgotten, would the shoulder pads of a fluorescent 16" shoelace take a supporting role in a telemarketing factory?

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