sink or bowl

Celebrating the 80mm of rain that fell yesterday at around 5PM is kind of like wearing a toothbrush while mimicking a qualified metatarsal.

Selling a pocket of antimony to a fragrant clandestine circus performer yields little in terms of interest rates as applied to a cliff made of flag urine.

Only a leftist would leave in the past tense. Only a leaf would pluralize as such. Only the right would turn right while writing a rite.

If you have read this post up until the very words you are reading now.