hold on to your inserts

Mixing two year old toothpaste with a grapefruit coloured ball bearing is not unlike something which is like it. I should know.

Being more than a single person can have its advantages. Not knowing who one is at any given time is one of the disadvantages.

Celebrating one's own birthday is a little egocentric, but a little bit of egocentricism a few times in one's life can't be that wrong. Or can it? People who plan their own birthdays tend to get out of their birthday exactly what they want, though.

Harbouring a fugitive telepathic gargoyle as an Olympic sport would not draw as many fans as a cross country flag-pole jumping event. Being delirious would serve only the type of purpose that can be relied upon to remind people that wringing their wrists helps to sooth.