reacting negatively to soup stains
A lesson some people learn about waxing their shins is that spending time on the adornment of recalcitrant filibusters is less of a mackerel than is a serendipitous leap-frogging procedure.
Other lessons some people learn is that jumping into a bowl of septuagenarian junipers is about as painful as it is to run elbow first into an overstuffed heron leaning against a flag pole.
A lesson I learned is how to read an analog watch that has no markers whatsoever apart from a single marker at twelve.
Have you learned any lessons?
3 comments:
I learned that it best to not fall off a bicycle.
I don't think I'd enjoy that watch, honestly. I like lots of little hashes and at least four numerals. Preferably twelve.
Holy Mackerel. Sacred Cod.
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