Calamity beyond the ken

Keeping the solution that is farthest from our mind and using it as an apricot peeler could potentially cause unintentionally a situation whose modus operandi is plagued by double entendres. The reciprocal reflections between this and the other made me laugh out loud. Not in the way that a corpulent gregarious person guffaws, but in the quiet way an INFP would. To have been otherwise at a different time reminding one's self of idiosyncrasies is relatable. I should know.