Monday, December 01, 2014

being diagonal purports to purpose the porpoise

If I ever found myself waking up on the inside of a breakfast sandwich, I'd have to ham it out with the yoke that put me in there.

The basement bargain was superceded by the sub-basement sale. Who would have guessed that something below had an increased drop as compared to something above?

People who hold their left wrist with their supine right hand tend to have an imagination that on average uses more colours than people who hold their left wrist with their pronate right hand.

If in the previous sentence you tested the idea of holding your left wrist using both a supine and pronate right hand, consider yourself sufficiently castigated.

Gorging one's self on the dot that is at the bottom of an exclamation mark makes the mite full.

4 comments:

Pat Hatt said...

lol that was fun, can't say I hold my other hand unless they are clasped together, but I tried anyway.

Zhoen said...

Funny, I don't feel castigated, at all.

When I put my right hand on top, I did not put in on the left wrist, but the right wrist in the left palm. When I attempted to conform to instructions, it felt wrong.

Phil Plasma said...

P: thanks for trying.

Z: Perhaps it would have been better for you to hold your right wrist with your left hand.

Zhoen said...

Nope, tried that too.