Saturday, January 31, 2015

crash the cart, the elephant ran home

Bring the sleeping to the bed, the wretched to the head, and the vapid to the Nascar race. Slicing it any other way would be akin to baking raspberry filled cookies on the thirteenth of every month.

Clockwise is the way to go; that is, if you are wearing appropriate shoes.


Zhoen said...

Clockwise or widdershins depends on whether you are loosening or tightening the screw.

Phil Plasma said...

well, if you feel that way about it, screw you?

What an odd expression.

Zhoen said...

Aw, c'mon, I'm just screwing around.