when ducks cry out in the bandwidth

There isn't a list that can't be followed that leads one to know what comes seventeenth or last. To have reached the end would only be a given if the beginning was also known. Other methods of keeping track do not involve rail ties, otherwise known as sleepers.

I think the most magical event I've ever in my life witnessed on television was P!nk singing Glitter in the Air to open the Grammy's a few years ago. I wonder what this year's Grammy's has in store.

Using a barrel to catch a polypropylene carrot tossed by a teenaged iguana isn't an Olympic sport. I should know.