Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Catch a lemon, paint it warranty

The labour of binging on mild earth quakes and dandelion tea is less interesting to a Bodum user who defecates cleanly every other day.

If a couch potato eats potato chips, is that cannibalism?

The people who give up junk food for Lent, do they know what year it is?

I imagine that when poverty is turned into a broth used to fertilize hay fields, that the service industry will get a boost.


Zhoen said...

Pureed metaphors.

Debstar said...

Who is Lent and why does he need junk food?

Phil Plasma said...

z: yes.

d: yes.