Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Left wing tip shoes at shows

Evaporated kelp covered the elbow macaroni in a dish served under the boardwalk.

Collecting slobber in a vial that is then used as fuel for a slip knot is less improved as compared to geriatric policy complainers creating a painting using lint and cart-wheels.

A kleptomaniac walks into an antique shop.

A pyromaniac walks into a forest.

A psychomaniac walks into a shrink's office.

A polymaniac walks.

5 comments:

Debstar said...

'Collecting slobber in a vial'.......nice.

Zhoen said...

A dipsomaniac walks into a bar...

Debstar said...
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Debstar said...

Hey Phil, I've been cleaning up in my office space and I found your book and I opened it and the pages fell to pg 719. "I am so upset! Things have gone far enough!! There was an uneven number of cheerios in my cereal bowl this morning. I can not tolerate this aberrant situation any longer!!!" I noticed the exclamation marks increased each time you used them. I hope your cheerios problem got sorted out!

Phil Plasma said...

Deb - thanks - I've stopped eating cheerios since that extremely traumatic event.