Triglyicerides hampering his style

 A garden gnome sized version of a partially built Eiffel Tower was attempted to be used as a fabric softener sheet in an industrial sized clothes dryer. The operator of said machine was imperturbable.

The author of this post may only have used that 13 letter word in order to include 'bable' in this post. Now it has been included twice. It certainly wasn't for 'pertur'.

A microcosm of disarrayed arrangers cried fowl at the foul stench emitted by the industrial sized clothes dryer operator. Said operator, as already mentioned, was imperturbable, and wasn't bothered in the least by the boisterous arrangers.