Friday, November 27, 2020

When Guelph and Hamilton went west

If you pickle an antelope and wonder why the next season didn't pretend to vomit in an evolutionary style, it is likely caused by the number of indents used when formatting the left earlobe of a rank smelling teen aged quadrilateral equation.

Lamar Jackson caught C19 delaying the Ravens - Steelers game.

Jumping up and left repeatedly puts you to the right of someone who writes rites.

Leaping down and right repeatedly puts you to the left of someone who has lost.

The neighbourly thing to do, unlike that dark factored delinquent, is to take note of the time, twice a day, when the 12 hour clock shows the time of 12:34. If you are digitally inclined, you could also note the more precise times of 12:34:56. If you are decimally inclined, you could also note the more precise times of 12:34:56.789.

When a person who fishes casts their line into the water with the appropriate lure and bait, they are then willing to wait. Someone standing in front of an elevator whose arrival is reasonably expected, that person is willing to wait. Waiting for the C19 vaccination? Many people are waiting, willingly or unwillingly.

Being shorter than someone who is 218cms tall is not particularly an uncommon thing to have as a personal aspect. Similarly, having a weight that is less than 188Kg is rather common for most people. What I imagine ought to be particularly uncommon would be a person whose height value in cms is equal to their weight in Kgs.

Bargaining chips do not make good snacks. Neither does pickled antelope.

1 comment:

ghost said...

lamar messed up my fantasy season.