twice it didn't happen, and I noticed

I didn't eat bacon today.

I did not jump off a garage roof.

I have not eaten squid today, and I do not plan on eating squid tomorrow.

I live on the top floor of an apartment building, so my ceiling is the underside of the structural support of the roof upon which the flat roof sits. Periodically I hear the pitter-patter of squirrel feet crossing the roof above me. I fear he may have found his way on to the roof without now knowing how to get off of it.

Quebec has joined Costa Rica and Denmark in the Beyond Oil and Gas Alliance, or BOGA. Quebec will permanently ban oil and gas exploration and extraction. It wasn't a big thing for us to do here, at the moment we do not have any extraction going on, and while there were permits out there to do exploration, these can easily be rescinded. I am pleased that my provincial government has signed on to this alliance.

I did not see a single centipede in my 7.25km walk this afternoon.

I did, however, notice that there wasn't a single cloud visible anywhere in the sky that I could see.