weather made of limp juke boxes

The best thing about toasters is that they toast.

The worst thing about toasters is what they do when they no longer operate correctly.

All else that can be said about toasters can be said in a few more sentences, none of which will be presented in the remainder of this blog post.

If rain was to fall leftwards, rightwards and wrongwards, it would not be nearly as pleasant as if it had not rained at all, or, if it was to rain, that it would fall glacially and be tepid in temperature.

I don't mind the rain, though, I do prefer that if it was to rain, that it rains on weekdays and not weekends.

I joined Meetup. We'll see how that works out.