seriously?

That a sky lighting wren wrought the wrong ring, making a sound like the way a bucket of belief is thrown at a wall to see what sticks, a high temperature ice cream cone was devoured solemnly by a six year old's child's BMX bike.

Not being from Ceres, the magic that a witch used to turn a hand made hand-sized boat into a mirage of an enormous sea faring vessel made no difference to the bystanders who simply stood by.

Pushing Ceres to crash into Mars may be an idea to get lots of water there. It may have other not well understood side effects.