when reciprocity fails to goad a goat

A mild case of cold caused the warm to get frozen while the hot baked the tepid to a lukewarm frosted enigma.

A lion and a wren went to a chess tournament to play against oxen and iguanas. The judges at the tournament were incapable of deciding what size of catenoid to use with respect to the white squares in relation to the black squares of the chess board. Other mathematicians pleaded ignorance as they reached again for their cup of mead.

Not all of the linguists could agree on the importance, or lack thereof, of a semi-colon, as it is applied to a singularity made of cheddar and eloquence. That the linguists could even come together to see about formulating an opinion speaks little to the number of part time judges who tend to go fishing on their day-off-Tuesdays.

A silhouette once drank a gallon of turpentine. I should know.