db, ss, dd, lw

The db was terrible, but fortunately the ss was only minimally scraped. I've become the dd while the lw is l.

If the abbreviations aren't helpful, it's because I don't want them to be.

Oh, and we have to call The Ant Man to get rid of our carpenter ants again. We did this once already, about three years ago, and it came with an 18 month guarantee that they would be removed. The 18 months have come and gone and now, the ants are back.