Monday, November 30, 2015

a resounding thwap

It is not the gargantuan ice cream cone that a nefarious kitten used as a rake to froth equally a T-bone to its cousin, the rectal thermometer.

M-o-o-n, that spells "quadrilateral".

If one were to hiccup, incessantly, for a period of twelve seconds, and then wave a wand made of cherry flavoured syrup, pushing a string would be likened to sleeping diagonally.

French toast and French kiss, coincidence?

4 comments:

meznor said...

maple leaf and maple syrup?

cherry syrup reminded me of blood

I've always favoured octagons, to be honest

a nefarious kitten describes all kittens, I think

Debstar said...

I cannot make head or tail of the first sentence. If that was your aim, well done.
French toast, french kisses, I'm not a fan of either.

Zhoen said...

Maple anything is fine by me.

I don't hiccup as much as I used to. Thankfully.

Phil Plasma said...

mesh: I'm more of a fan of heptagons but you don't see those too often

deb: I like french toast with maple syrup. As for the first sentence, it wasn't meant to be understood as much as it was meant to be interpreted.

z: Maple anything, like a Maple glass shard? C-ling, my middle child currently 10yo, hiccups fairly regularly, though fortunately, not incessantly.