Monday, November 30, 2015

a resounding thwap

It is not the gargantuan ice cream cone that a nefarious kitten used as a rake to froth equally a T-bone to its cousin, the rectal thermometer.

M-o-o-n, that spells "quadrilateral".

If one were to hiccup, incessantly, for a period of twelve seconds, and then wave a wand made of cherry flavoured syrup, pushing a string would be likened to sleeping diagonally.

French toast and French kiss, coincidence?


meznor said...

maple leaf and maple syrup?

cherry syrup reminded me of blood

I've always favoured octagons, to be honest

a nefarious kitten describes all kittens, I think

Debstar said...

I cannot make head or tail of the first sentence. If that was your aim, well done.
French toast, french kisses, I'm not a fan of either.

Zhoen said...

Maple anything is fine by me.

I don't hiccup as much as I used to. Thankfully.

Phil Plasma said...

mesh: I'm more of a fan of heptagons but you don't see those too often

deb: I like french toast with maple syrup. As for the first sentence, it wasn't meant to be understood as much as it was meant to be interpreted.

z: Maple anything, like a Maple glass shard? C-ling, my middle child currently 10yo, hiccups fairly regularly, though fortunately, not incessantly.