waking up to start napping

Using lemur toenail paste to convert a slide rule into a camera bag is not unlike painting a collapsed flag pole with three day old cockroach feces.

Bargaining with a semi-retired door to door refrigerator sales person to get a discount on medium sized polka-dotted hosiery is not at all like using a two and three quarter inch wrench to pull a latent eyebrow lash from a quadragenarian golf teaching assistant's younger sister.

Telemetry, much like a yuletide carol, ran amok while calling out the letters of the alphabet in reverse order, alternating the language used between Amharic and Fulani. No one was listening.