When it rains it smokes

A limerick once opened a ketchup stain and cringed at the thought of basking in a golden doughnut.

If I was to start a restaurant business, I think I'd try to make the absolute best of one or two items and sell little else. I would open Tuesday to Saturday, from 15h00 to 22h00.

I am not a foodie and starting a restaurant is far from my idea of something I would ever do.

I think I may need to have a nap.