Saturday, May 14, 2016

mixing participles with participants

There is a lot to be said about planting trees in the ocean when there is a full moon in the month of October when the day of the month is an odd number. I should know.

A rhododendron omelet was brandished as a sturgeon when the Atlantic Halibut was remembered by a poorly fastened tourniquet. To have portioned it out in an even way to all participants would have been the fairest thing to do, so of course, it was done.

It was only the neanderthal in the group that was able to parse the data in a way that gave a profound meaning. Everyone else was too busy staring at the doughnut tray.


Zhoen said...

I don't care for donuts, and rhododendron are not oviparous. The silliness seems to have reached critical mass here.

Pat Hatt said...

Donuts have a way with many people.

Phil Plasma said...

z: if it has reached critical mass, this must be an indication that it should be toned down. Message received.

ph; yes, Krispy Kreme especially.