twenty eight times the left side of the

Sooo... a lichen didn't know which way was West, so she calibrated her armchair to meander counter-clockwise such that when the sun rose, it decided to hit the snooze button and go back to sleep.

A garden gnome (as opposed to an urban one) decided that going skiing while playing chess with his aunt Garunda was not the best of ideas. Gnomes aren't really known for good ideas.

Isn't it cute how he called her siddle lister. That was about the only cute thing.

Time's up!